RJ Movie Podcast 1 - Shrek Part I

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In this episode, we'll learn a lot of words using the first 10 minutes of Shrek. Enjoy! Link to support the podcast: https://hamibash.com/rjpodcast Link to download the movie: https://my-film.pw/shrek-2001.html Vocabulary that we'll learn in this podcast: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison but none prevailed . Like that's ever gonna happen. Hold on. it'll grind your bones for its bread. I warn ya! And stay out! Wanted. Fairy tale creatures. I'll never be stubborn again. Oh, shut up . I'm not a puppet . I'm a real boy. go ahead, little fella . He's really quite a chatterbox . Get her out of my sight. Seize him! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. And I'm not goin' out there by myself . I'll stick with you. If you don't mind me sayin', Why are you following me? It's no wonder you don't have any friends. The text of the first 10 minutes: 1 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:52,569 [Man] "Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. 2 00:00:52,639 --> 00:00:56,405 "But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort... 3 00:00:56,509 --> 00:01:01,378 "which could only be broken by love's first kiss. 4 00:01:01,447 --> 00:01:03,847 "She was locked away in a castle... 5 00:01:03,917 --> 00:01:08,115 "guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. 6 00:01:08,188 --> 00:01:12,557 "Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, 7 00:01:12,625 --> 00:01:15,389 "but none prevailed. 8 00:01:15,461 --> 00:01:17,656 "She waited in the dragon's keep... 9 00:01:17,730 --> 00:01:20,665 "in the highest room of the tallest tower... 10 00:01:20,733 --> 00:01:25,261 for her true love and true love's first kiss." 11 00:01:25,371 --> 00:01:28,340 [Laughing] Like that's ever gonna happen. 12 00:01:28,441 --> 00:01:32,207 - [Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes] - What a load of... 13 00:01:32,278 --> 00:01:36,874 # Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me # 14 00:01:36,950 --> 00:01:40,909 # I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed # 15 00:01:40,987 --> 00:01:45,924 # She was lookin'kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb # 16 00:01:45,992 --> 00:01:49,689 # In the shape of an "L" on her forehead # 17 00:01:49,762 --> 00:01:52,697 # The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'# 18 00:01:52,765 --> 00:01:55,598 # Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin'# 19 00:01:55,668 --> 00:01:57,966 # Didn't make sense not to live for fun # 20 00:01:58,037 --> 00:02:00,232 # Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb # 21 00:02:00,340 --> 00:02:02,274 # So much to do So much to see # 22 00:02:02,342 --> 00:02:04,936 # So what's wrong with takin'the backstreets # 23 00:02:05,011 --> 00:02:07,036 # You'll never know if you don't go # 24 00:02:07,146 --> 00:02:09,580 # You'll never shine if you don't glow # 25 00:02:09,649 --> 00:02:11,583 # Hey, now You're an all-star # 26 00:02:11,651 --> 00:02:14,085 # Get your game on, go play # 27 00:02:14,153 --> 00:02:18,089 # Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid # 28 00:02:18,157 --> 00:02:22,093 # And all that glitters is gold # 29 00:02:22,195 --> 00:02:27,599 # Only shootin'stars break the mold # 30 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:29,658 # It's a cool place and they say it gets colder # 31 00:02:29,736 --> 00:02:31,966 # You're bundled up now but wait till you get older # 32 00:02:32,038 --> 00:02:34,131 # But the meteor men beg to differ # 33 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,174 # Judging by the hole in the satellite picture # 34 00:02:36,242 --> 00:02:38,972 # The ice we skate is gettin'pretty thin # 35 00:02:39,045 --> 00:02:41,013 # The water's getting warm so you might as well swim # 36 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,014 # My world's on fire How 'bout yours # 37 00:02:43,082 --> 00:02:45,710 # That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored # 38 00:02:45,818 --> 00:02:48,446 - # Hey, now, you're an all-star # - [Shouting] 39 00:02:48,554 --> 00:02:52,149 # Get your game on, go play # 40 00:02:52,225 --> 00:02:55,319 # Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid # 41 00:02:55,428 --> 00:02:59,159 # And all that glitters is gold # 42 00:02:59,232 --> 00:03:04,169 # Only shootin'stars break the mold # 43 00:03:04,237 --> 00:03:06,728 [Belches] 44 00:03:08,074 --> 00:03:10,008 - Go! - Go! 45 00:03:10,076 --> 00:03:13,170 - [Record Scratching] - Go. Go. Go. 46 00:03:13,279 --> 00:03:15,804 # Hey, now You're an all-star # 47 00:03:15,882 --> 00:03:19,010 # Get your game on, go play # 48 00:03:19,085 --> 00:03:23,317 # Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid # 49 00:03:23,423 --> 00:03:27,325 # And all that glitters is gold # 50 00:03:27,393 --> 00:03:32,626 # Only shootin'stars break the mold # 51 00:03:37,403 --> 00:03:40,634 - Think it's in there? - All right. Let's get it! 52 00:03:40,707 --> 00:03:43,471 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? 53 00:03:43,576 --> 00:03:46,545 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread. 54 00:03:46,612 --> 00:03:50,548 [Laughs] Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. 55 00:03:50,616 --> 00:03:54,677 Now, ogres... They're much worse. 56 00:03:54,754 --> 00:03:57,655 They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. 57 00:03:57,757 --> 00:03:59,850 - No! - They'll shave your liver. 58 00:03:59,926 --> 00:04:03,225 Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! 59 00:04:03,296 --> 00:04:05,821 - Actually, it's quite good on toast. - Back! Back, beast! 60 00:04:05,898 --> 00:04:08,025 Back! I warn ya! 61 00:04:10,937 --> 00:04:14,373 - [Gasping] - Right. 62 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,204 [Roaring] 63 00:04:17,276 --> 00:04:22,043 - [Shouting] - [Roaring] 64 00:04:22,115 --> 00:04:25,448 [Roaring Continues] 65 00:04:25,518 --> 00:04:29,113 [Shouting Continues] 66 00:04:29,188 --> 00:04:33,716 [Whispers] This is the part where you run away. 67 00:04:33,793 --> 00:04:37,058 - [Gasping] - [Laughs] 68 00:04:37,130 --> 00:04:40,463 [Laughing] 69 00:04:40,533 --> 00:04:43,525 And stay out! 70 00:04:45,471 --> 00:04:48,497 "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures." 71 00:04:50,176 --> 00:04:52,076 [Sighs] 72 00:04:53,946 --> 00:04:56,380 [Man's Voice] All right. This one's full. 73 00:04:56,582 --> 00:04:59,142 - Take it away! - [Gasps] 74 00:04:59,218 --> 00:05:03,120 - Move it along. Come on! Get up! - Next! 75 00:05:03,189 --> 00:05:06,124 Give me that! Your flying days are over. 76 00:05:06,192 --> 00:05:08,786 That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! 77 00:05:08,861 --> 00:05:11,591 - Get up! Come on! - Twenty pieces. 78 00:05:11,697 --> 00:05:14,097 - [Thudding] - Sit down there! 79 00:05:14,167 --> 00:05:16,635 - Keep quiet! - [Crying] 80 00:05:16,702 --> 00:05:19,637 This cage is too small. 81 00:05:19,705 --> 00:05:21,764 Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. 82 00:05:21,841 --> 00:05:23,832 I can change. Please! Give me another chance! 83 00:05:23,910 --> 00:05:26,344 - Oh, shut up. - Oh! - Next! 84 00:05:26,412 --> 00:05:29,313 - What have you got? - This little wooden puppet. 85 00:05:29,382 --> 00:05:34,319 I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. 86 00:05:34,387 --> 00:05:36,719 Five shillings for the possessed toy. 87 00:05:36,823 --> 00:05:38,916 - Take it away. - Father, please! Don't let them do this! 88 00:05:38,991 --> 00:05:40,891 - Help me! - Next. What have you got? 89 00:05:40,993 --> 00:05:43,621 - Well, I've got a talking donkey. - [Grunts] 90 00:05:43,729 --> 00:05:48,257 Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. 91 00:05:48,367 --> 00:05:52,303 Oh, go ahead, little fella. 92 00:05:52,371 --> 00:05:54,305 Well? 93 00:05:54,373 --> 00:05:57,035 Oh, oh, he's just... He's just a little nervous. 94 00:05:57,143 --> 00:06:01,136 He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt... 95 00:06:01,214 --> 00:06:03,774 - That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! - No, no, he talks! 96 00:06:03,850 --> 00:06:07,980 He does. I can talk. I love to talk. 97 00:06:08,054 --> 00:06:10,989 I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. 98 00:06:11,057 --> 00:06:13,617 - Get her out of my sight. - No, no! 99 00:06:13,726 --> 00:06:18,163 I swear! Oh! He can talk! 100 00:06:18,231 --> 00:06:20,358 [Gasps] 101 00:06:20,466 --> 00:06:22,832 Hey! I can fly! 102 00:06:22,902 --> 00:06:24,529 - He can fly! - He can fly! 103 00:06:24,637 --> 00:06:27,663 - He can talk! - Ha, ha! That's right, fool! 104 00:06:27,773 --> 00:06:30,003 Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. 105 00:06:30,076 --> 00:06:32,704 You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, 106 00:06:32,778 --> 00:06:35,838 but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. 107 00:06:35,915 --> 00:06:37,849 Ha, ha! 108 00:06:37,917 --> 00:06:39,851 Uh-oh. 109 00:06:39,919 --> 00:06:42,183 [Grunts] 110 00:06:42,255 --> 00:06:44,189 Seize him! 111 00:06:46,159 --> 00:06:48,957 After him! He's getting away! 112 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:56,733 [Grunts, Gasps] 113 00:06:56,802 --> 00:06:59,999 [Man] Get him! This way! Turn! 114 00:07:05,278 --> 00:07:07,542 You there. Ogre! 115 00:07:07,647 --> 00:07:09,911 Aye? 116 00:07:09,982 --> 00:07:14,078 By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest... 117 00:07:14,187 --> 00:07:19,750 and transport you to a designated... resettlement facility. 118 00:07:19,825 --> 00:07:23,852 Oh, really? You and what army? 119 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:28,891 [Gasps, Whimpering] 120 00:07:28,968 --> 00:07:30,868 [Chuckles] 121 00:07:34,674 --> 00:07:36,642 Can I say something to you? 122 00:07:36,742 --> 00:07:40,075 Listen, you was really, really somethin' back there. Incredible! 123 00:07:40,146 --> 00:07:45,914 Are you talkin' to... me? Whoa! 124 00:07:45,985 --> 00:07:49,944 Yes, I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you was great back there? Those guards! 125 00:07:50,022 --> 00:07:52,752 They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! 126 00:07:52,858 --> 00:07:54,792 They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. 127 00:07:54,860 --> 00:07:56,794 That really made me feel good to see that. 128 00:07:56,862 --> 00:07:59,922 - Oh, that's great. Really. - Man, it's good to be free. 129 00:07:59,999 --> 00:08:05,562 Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? 130 00:08:05,671 --> 00:08:08,936 But, uh, I don't have any friends. 131 00:08:09,008 --> 00:08:11,670 And I'm not goin' out there by myself. 132 00:08:11,777 --> 00:08:14,337 Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. 133 00:08:14,413 --> 00:08:16,347 You're a mean, green, fiightin' machine. 134 00:08:16,415 --> 00:08:18,576 Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. 135 00:08:20,052 --> 00:08:22,919 [Roaring] 136 00:08:22,989 --> 00:08:25,651 Oh, wow! That was really scary. 137 00:08:25,758 --> 00:08:29,489 If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 138 00:08:29,562 --> 00:08:32,656 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks! 139 00:08:32,765 --> 00:08:35,962 You almost burned the hair outta my nose, 140 00:08:36,035 --> 00:08:38,868 just like the time... [Mumbling] 141 00:08:38,938 --> 00:08:42,669 Then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day. 142 00:08:42,775 --> 00:08:45,471 Why are you following me? 143 00:08:46,612 --> 00:08:49,137 I'll tell you why. 144 00:08:49,215 --> 00:08:52,150 # 'Cause I'm all alone # 145 00:08:52,218 --> 00:08:55,984 # There's no one here beside me # 146 00:08:56,055 --> 00:08:59,718 # My problems have all gone # 147 00:08:59,825 --> 00:09:03,158 # There's no one to deride me # 148 00:09:03,229 --> 00:09:05,197 # But you gotta have friends... # 149 00:09:05,298 --> 00:09:08,358 Stop singing! 150 00:09:08,434 --> 00:09:10,459 It's no wonder you don't have any friends. 151 00:09:10,569 --> 00:09:14,164 Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest. 152 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:18,336 Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I? 153 00:09:19,412 --> 00:09:21,346 Uh... 154 00:09:23,215 --> 00:09:26,514 - Really tall? - No! I'm an ogre. 155 00:09:26,585 --> 00:09:29,748 You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." 156 00:09:29,855 --> 00:09:31,846 Doesn't that bother you? 157 00:09:31,957 --> 00:09:34,050 Nope. 158 00:09:34,126 --> 00:09:37,027 - Really? - Really, really. 159 00:09:37,096 --> 00:09:40,224 - Oh. - Man, I like you. What's your name? 160 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:43,996 Uh, Shrek. 161 00:09:44,070 --> 00:09:47,369 Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? 162 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:50,466 You got that kind of l-don't-care-what-nobody- thinks-of-me thing. 163 00:09:50,543 --> 00:09:53,979 I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right.

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