RJ Movie Podcast 4 Shrek Part IV

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آموزش ده دقیقه چهارم انیمیشن شرک ***پادکست های ما از ابتدا تا همیشه رایگان بوده و خواهند بود*** از لینک زیر میتونید از پادکست حمایت مالی کنید. حمایت های شما باعث دلگرمی ما و ادامه دادن این پادکست با قدرت و انرژی مضاعف میشه. پیشاپیش ممنونیم https://hamibash.com/rjpodcast لینک فیلم https://my-film.pw/shrek-2001.html موزیک ابتدای پادکست Hans Zimmer Alan Walker Time Official Remix موزیک انتهای پادکست Shrek Forever After Soundtrack Scissor Sisters Isn't It Strange Vocabulary and expressions that we'll learn in this podcast: confession That’ll do coward handle bleach dazzling savor recite slay to-do list ass one of a kind that’s the trick متن کامل ده دقیقه 481 00:28:59,924 --> 00:29:02,392 Ooh! Shrek! Did you do that? 482 00:29:02,494 --> 00:29:06,260 You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open. 488 00:29:25,283 --> 00:29:27,513 [Rumbling] 489 00:29:40,365 --> 00:29:43,766 Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location. 490 00:29:43,835 --> 00:29:46,804 [Laughing] 491 00:29:46,871 --> 00:29:51,604 Uh, Shrek? Uh, remember when you said ogres have layers? 492 00:29:51,676 --> 00:29:53,610 Oh, aye. 493 00:29:53,678 --> 00:29:57,239 Well, I have a bit of a confession to make. 494 00:29:57,315 --> 00:30:00,716 Donkeys don't have layers. We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves. 495 00:30:00,818 --> 00:30:04,845 - Wait a second. Donkeys don't have sleeves. - You know what I mean. 496 00:30:04,989 --> 00:30:07,651 You can't tell me you're afraid of heights. 497 00:30:07,725 --> 00:30:12,287 I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava! 498 00:30:12,363 --> 00:30:16,424 Come on, Donkey. I'm right here beside ya, okay? 499 00:30:16,501 --> 00:30:19,163 For emotional support, 500 00:30:19,237 --> 00:30:23,799 we'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time. 501 00:30:23,908 --> 00:30:25,842 - Really? - Really, really. 502 00:30:25,910 --> 00:30:29,107 - Okay, that makes me feel so much better. - Just keep moving. 503 00:30:29,180 --> 00:30:33,776 - And don't look down. - Okay, don't look down. Don't look down. 504 00:30:33,885 --> 00:30:37,218 Don't look down. Keep on moving. Don't look down. 505 00:30:37,322 --> 00:30:41,122 [Gasps] Shrek! I'm lookin' down! 506 00:30:41,192 --> 00:30:44,127 Oh, God, I can't do this! Just let me off, please! 507 00:30:44,195 --> 00:30:47,756 - But you're already halfway. - But I know that half is safe! 508 00:30:47,865 --> 00:30:50,663 Okay, fine. I don't have time for this. You go back. 509 00:30:50,735 --> 00:30:53,135 - Shrek, no! Wait! - Just, Donkey... 510 00:30:53,204 --> 00:30:56,298 - Let's have a dance then, shall we? - Don't do that! 511 00:30:56,374 --> 00:31:00,276 Oh, I'm sorry. Do what? 512 00:31:00,345 --> 00:31:03,439 - Oh, this? - Yes, that! 513 00:31:03,514 --> 00:31:06,972 Yes? Yes, do it. Okay. 514 00:31:07,051 --> 00:31:09,315 [Screams] No, Shrek! 515 00:31:09,387 --> 00:31:12,515 - No! Stop it! - You said do it! I'm doin' it. 516 00:31:12,624 --> 00:31:16,856 I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Shrek, I'm gonna die. 517 00:31:16,961 --> 00:31:19,452 Oh! 518 00:31:19,530 --> 00:31:23,523 That'll do, Donkey. That'll do. 519 00:31:26,938 --> 00:31:29,168 Cool. 520 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:32,004 [Donkey] So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway? 521 00:31:32,076 --> 00:31:35,876 Inside, waiting for us to rescue her. 522 00:31:35,947 --> 00:31:38,848 [Chuckles] I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek. 523 00:31:40,318 --> 00:31:42,149 [Water Dripping] 524 00:31:43,855 --> 00:31:45,789 [Wind Howling] 525 00:31:54,298 --> 00:31:56,232 [Donkey Whispering] You afraid? 526 00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:59,599 No, but... Shh. 527 00:31:59,704 --> 00:32:03,231 Oh, good. Me neither. [Gasps] 528 00:32:03,307 --> 00:32:06,743 'Cause there's nothin' wrong with bein' afraid. 529 00:32:06,811 --> 00:32:10,008 Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. 530 00:32:10,114 --> 00:32:12,173 Unfamiliar dangerous situation, I might add. 531 00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:14,878 With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire, 532 00:32:14,986 --> 00:32:18,422 it sure doesn't mean you're a coward if you're a little scared. 533 00:32:18,489 --> 00:32:22,482 I sure as heck ain't no coward. I know that. [Gasps] 534 00:32:22,593 --> 00:32:25,926 Donkey, two things, okay? 535 00:32:26,030 --> 00:32:28,555 Shut... up. 536 00:32:28,633 --> 00:32:31,397 Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs. 537 00:32:31,469 --> 00:32:34,097 Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for the princess. 538 00:32:34,172 --> 00:32:39,075 The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. 539 00:32:39,143 --> 00:32:42,738 - What makes you think she'll be there? - I read it in a book once. 540 00:32:42,847 --> 00:32:46,783 Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle the stairs. 541 00:32:46,851 --> 00:32:49,877 I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt too. 542 00:32:49,987 --> 00:32:51,955 Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'. 543 00:32:52,023 --> 00:32:54,389 [Creaking] 544 00:32:56,394 --> 00:32:58,385 I'm gonna take drastic steps. 545 00:32:58,463 --> 00:33:01,261 Kick it to the curb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master. 546 00:33:01,332 --> 00:33:05,894 I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here. I'd step all over it. 547 00:33:08,906 --> 00:33:12,433 Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the... 548 00:33:12,510 --> 00:33:16,776 Dragon! [Screams] 549 00:33:17,882 --> 00:33:19,782 [Gasps] 550 00:33:25,189 --> 00:33:26,850 [Roars] 551 00:33:30,361 --> 00:33:32,591 Donkey, look out! [Screams] 552 00:33:33,865 --> 00:33:37,801 [Screams] 553 00:33:40,238 --> 00:33:41,933 [Whimpering] 554 00:33:44,242 --> 00:33:46,267 - Got ya! - [Roars] 555 00:33:46,344 --> 00:33:49,438 [Gasps] 556 00:33:49,514 --> 00:33:54,816 [Shouts] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 557 00:33:54,886 --> 00:33:57,821 [Screaming] 558 00:34:06,063 --> 00:34:08,657 [Gasps] 559 00:34:08,733 --> 00:34:13,363 Oh! Aah! Aah! 560 00:34:13,437 --> 00:34:16,929 [Gasping] 561 00:34:18,176 --> 00:34:22,010 [Growls] 562 00:34:22,079 --> 00:34:25,480 No. Oh, no. No! [Screams] 563 00:34:25,550 --> 00:34:29,179 - Oh, what large teeth you have. - [Growls] 564 00:34:29,253 --> 00:34:33,087 I mean, white, sparkling teeth. I know you probably hear this all the time from your food, 565 00:34:33,191 --> 00:34:37,321 but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. 566 00:34:37,395 --> 00:34:39,886 Do I detect a hint of minty freshness? 567 00:34:39,997 --> 00:34:44,730 And you know what else? You're... You're a girl dragon! 568 00:34:44,836 --> 00:34:49,330 Oh, sure! I mean, of course you're a girl dragon. 569 00:34:49,407 --> 00:34:53,207 You're just reeking of feminine beauty. 570 00:34:53,277 --> 00:34:55,609 What's the matter with you? You got something in your eye? 571 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,547 Ooh. Oh. Oh. 572 00:34:58,616 --> 00:35:01,050 Man, I'd really love to stay, but, you know, I'm, uh... [Coughs] 573 00:35:01,152 --> 00:35:05,088 I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings. 574 00:35:05,189 --> 00:35:07,123 Shrek! [Gasps] 575 00:35:07,191 --> 00:35:10,922 [Whimpering] No! Shrek! Shrek! 576 00:35:10,995 --> 00:35:12,860 Shrek! 577 00:35:13,064 --> 00:35:16,761 [Groans, Sighs] 578 00:35:16,868 --> 00:35:20,031 # [Chorus Vocalizing] 579 00:35:24,508 --> 00:35:28,706 # [Vocalizing Continues] 580 00:35:41,525 --> 00:35:44,085 # [Vocalizing Continues] 581 00:35:44,195 --> 00:35:45,594 Oh! Oh! 582 00:35:45,663 --> 00:35:47,597 - Wake up! - What? 583 00:35:47,665 --> 00:35:49,292 Are you Princess Fiona? 584 00:35:49,367 --> 00:35:54,737 I am, awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me. 585 00:35:54,805 --> 00:35:56,796 Oh, that's nice. Now let's go! 586 00:35:56,908 --> 00:35:58,899 But wait, Sir Knight. 587 00:35:59,010 --> 00:36:01,274 This be-ith our first meeting. 588 00:36:01,345 --> 00:36:05,076 Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment? 589 00:36:05,182 --> 00:36:09,482 - Yeah, sorry, lady. There's no time. - Hey, wait. What are you doing? 590 00:36:09,553 --> 00:36:11,646 You should sweep me off my feet... 591 00:36:11,722 --> 00:36:15,158 out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed. 592 00:36:15,226 --> 00:36:18,024 You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you? 593 00:36:18,095 --> 00:36:22,327 Mm-hmm. [Screams, Grunts] 594 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,301 But we have to savor this moment! 595 00:36:25,369 --> 00:36:28,133 You could recite an epic poem for me. 596 00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:30,673 A ballad? A sonnet! 597 00:36:30,741 --> 00:36:34,040 - A limerick? Or something! - I don't think so. 598 00:36:34,111 --> 00:36:38,514 Can I at least know the name of my champion? 599 00:36:38,582 --> 00:36:40,516 Um, Shrek. 600 00:36:40,584 --> 00:36:44,315 Sir Shrek. [Clears Throat] 601 00:36:44,388 --> 00:36:49,121 I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude. 602 00:36:50,294 --> 00:36:52,262 Thanks! 603 00:36:54,065 --> 00:36:56,192 [Roaring] 604 00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:58,165 You didn't slay the dragon? 605 00:36:58,235 --> 00:37:00,669 - It's on my to-do list. Now come on! - [Screams] 606 00:37:00,738 --> 00:37:03,332 But this isn't right! 607 00:37:03,407 --> 00:37:05,671 You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying. 608 00:37:05,743 --> 00:37:07,836 That's what all the other knights did. 609 00:37:07,912 --> 00:37:10,210 Yeah, right before they burst into flame. 610 00:37:10,314 --> 00:37:13,841 That's not the point. Oh! 611 00:37:13,918 --> 00:37:16,386 Wait. Where are you going? The exit's over there. 612 00:37:16,454 --> 00:37:18,513 Well, I have to save my ass. 613 00:37:18,589 --> 00:37:21,786 What kind of knight are you? 614 00:37:21,892 --> 00:37:24,326 One of a kind. 615 00:37:24,428 --> 00:37:26,760 [Donkey] Slow down. Slow down, baby, please. 616 00:37:26,831 --> 00:37:31,097 I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time. 617 00:37:31,168 --> 00:37:33,728 Just call me old-fashioned. [Laughs] 618 00:37:33,804 --> 00:37:37,331 I don't want to rush into a physical relationship. 619 00:37:37,441 --> 00:37:40,877 I'm not emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this... 620 00:37:40,945 --> 00:37:43,243 Magnitude really is the word I'm looking for. 621 00:37:43,347 --> 00:37:46,805 Magnitude... Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. 622 00:37:46,917 --> 00:37:49,385 Hey, what are you doing? 623 00:37:49,453 --> 00:37:52,718 Okay, okay. Let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time. 624 00:37:52,790 --> 00:37:56,920 We really should get to know each other first as friends or pen pals. 625 00:37:57,028 --> 00:38:01,226 I'm on the road a lot, but I just love receiving cards... 626 00:38:01,332 --> 00:38:03,732 I'd really love to stay, but... 627 00:38:03,801 --> 00:38:06,395 Don't do that! That's my tail! That's my personal tail. 628 00:38:06,470 --> 00:38:09,906 You're gonna tear it off. I don't give permission... What are you gonna do with that? 629 00:38:09,974 --> 00:38:13,774 Hey, now. No way. No! No! 630 00:38:13,844 --> 00:38:16,608 No, no! No. No, no, no! No! Oh! 631 00:38:21,485 --> 00:38:23,453 [Growls] 632 00:38:26,357 --> 00:38:28,257 [Roars] 633 00:38:41,972 --> 00:38:43,405 - [Roaring] - [Gasps] 634 00:38:43,474 --> 00:38:45,442 - Hi, Princess! - It talks! 635 00:38:45,509 --> 00:38:49,275 Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick. 636 00:38:49,380 --> 00:38:50,574 [Screams] 637 00:38:52,183 --> 00:38:54,447 [Screaming] 645 00:39:24,849 --> 00:39:26,749 Okay, you two, head for the exit! 646 00:39:27,885 --> 00:39:30,410 I'll take care of the dragon. 647 00:39:37,027 --> 00:39:42,431 [Echoing] Run!

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