RJ Movie Podcast 5 Shrek Part V

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آموزش ده دقیقه پنجم انیمیشن شرک ***پادکست های ما از ابتدا تا همیشه رایگان بوده و خواهند بود*** از لینک زیر میتونید از پادکست حمایت مالی کنید. حمایت های شما باعث دلگرمی ما و ادامه دادن این پادکست با قدرت و انرژی مضاعف میشه. پیشاپیش ممنونیم https://hamibash.com/rjpodcast لینک فیلم https://my-film.pw/shrek-2001.html موزیک ابتدای پادکست Lotus Ason ID Audio Library Release Free Copyrightsafe Music موزیک انتهای پادکست Shrek 2 soundtrack 11 Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds People Aint No Good Vocabulary and expressions that we'll learn in this podcast: A little unorthodox, I’ll admit I am eternally in your debt noble steed That wasn’t in the job description Maybe it’s a perk let’s just say I’m not your type. As you command so much for noble steed put me down or you will suffer the consequences Say there’s a woman that digs you The sooner we get to Dulac the better and what of my groom-to-be Let’s me put it this way, princess I was just kidding I know you’re making this up You cut me deep, shrek I wanted to make it up to you متن کامل این ده دقیقه 656 00:40:24,008 --> 00:40:28,707 - [Dragon Growling In The Distance] - You did it! 657 00:40:28,779 --> 00:40:31,680 You rescued me! You're amazing. You're... 658 00:40:31,749 --> 00:40:35,515 You're wonderful. You're... 659 00:40:35,586 --> 00:40:37,884 a little unorthodox I'll admit. 660 00:40:37,955 --> 00:40:42,892 But thy deed is great, and thine heart is pure. 661 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,760 - I am eternally in your debt. - [Clears Throat] 662 00:40:46,830 --> 00:40:51,233 And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed? 663 00:40:51,302 --> 00:40:55,932 I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think I'm a steed. 664 00:40:56,006 --> 00:40:59,237 [Fiona Laughs] The battle is won. 665 00:40:59,310 --> 00:41:01,778 You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight. 666 00:41:01,845 --> 00:41:04,439 - Uh, no. - Why not? 667 00:41:04,548 --> 00:41:06,743 I have helmet hair. 668 00:41:06,817 --> 00:41:10,048 Please. I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer. 669 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,714 No, no, you wouldn't... 'st. 670 00:41:12,790 --> 00:41:15,281 But how will you kiss me? 671 00:41:15,359 --> 00:41:19,090 What? That wasn't in the job description. 672 00:41:19,163 --> 00:41:21,563 Maybe it's a perk. 673 00:41:21,632 --> 00:41:26,069 No, it's destiny. Oh, you must know how it goes. 674 00:41:26,136 --> 00:41:29,902 A princess locked in a tower and beset by a dragon... 675 00:41:30,007 --> 00:41:32,942 is rescued by a brave knight, 676 00:41:33,010 --> 00:41:36,343 and then they share true love's first kiss. 677 00:41:36,413 --> 00:41:38,472 Hmm? With Shrek? You think... Wait. 678 00:41:38,582 --> 00:41:41,745 Wait. You think that Shrek is your true love? 679 00:41:41,819 --> 00:41:43,810 Well, yes. 680 00:41:45,556 --> 00:41:47,786 - [Laughing] - [Laughing] 681 00:41:47,858 --> 00:41:50,349 You think Shrek is your true love! 682 00:41:50,427 --> 00:41:52,361 What is so funny? 683 00:41:52,429 --> 00:41:55,489 Let's just say I'm not your type, okay? 684 00:41:55,599 --> 00:41:59,091 Of course, you are. You're my rescuer. 685 00:41:59,169 --> 00:42:01,637 Now... Now remove your helmet. 686 00:42:01,705 --> 00:42:03,935 Look. I really don't think this is a good idea. 687 00:42:04,008 --> 00:42:05,999 - Just take off the helmet. - I'm not going to. 688 00:42:06,076 --> 00:42:07,270 - Take it off. - No! 689 00:42:07,378 --> 00:42:09,437 - Now! - Okay! 690 00:42:09,546 --> 00:42:14,006 Easy. As you command, Your Highness. 691 00:42:24,061 --> 00:42:27,519 You... You're a... an ogre. 692 00:42:27,598 --> 00:42:31,500 Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming. 693 00:42:31,602 --> 00:42:34,070 Well, yes, actually. 694 00:42:35,973 --> 00:42:39,238 Oh, no. This is all wrong. 695 00:42:39,343 --> 00:42:41,641 You're not supposed to be an ogre. 696 00:42:41,712 --> 00:42:46,979 [Sighs] Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? 697 00:42:47,051 --> 00:42:48,985 He's the one who wants to marry you. 698 00:42:49,053 --> 00:42:50,987 Then why didn't he come rescue me? 699 00:42:51,055 --> 00:42:55,424 Good question. You should ask him that when we get there. 700 00:42:55,492 --> 00:42:58,518 But I have to be rescued by my true love, 701 00:42:58,629 --> 00:43:01,359 not by some ogre and his... his pet. 702 00:43:01,465 --> 00:43:03,490 So much for noble steed. 703 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,194 You're not making my job any easier. 704 00:43:06,270 --> 00:43:09,671 I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. 705 00:43:09,740 --> 00:43:15,007 You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, 706 00:43:15,079 --> 00:43:17,445 I'll be waiting for him right here. 707 00:43:17,514 --> 00:43:22,508 Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy. 708 00:43:22,653 --> 00:43:24,883 You wouldn't dare. 709 00:43:24,955 --> 00:43:26,946 - Put me down! - Ya comin', Donkey? 710 00:43:27,024 --> 00:43:29,015 I'm right behind ya. 711 00:43:29,093 --> 00:43:32,688 Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! 712 00:43:32,763 --> 00:43:37,257 This is not dignified! Put me down! [Screams] 713 00:43:37,368 --> 00:43:40,235 Okay, so here's another question. 714 00:43:40,304 --> 00:43:43,364 Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. 715 00:43:43,474 --> 00:43:45,806 How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, 716 00:43:45,876 --> 00:43:48,401 but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? 717 00:43:48,512 --> 00:43:51,242 You just tell her she's not your true love. 718 00:43:51,315 --> 00:43:54,045 Everyone knowest what happens when you find your... 719 00:43:54,118 --> 00:43:56,712 Hey! [Sighs] 720 00:43:56,787 --> 00:43:59,051 The sooner we get to DuLoc the better. 721 00:43:59,156 --> 00:44:02,091 You're gonna love it there, Princess. It's beautiful! 722 00:44:02,159 --> 00:44:05,925 And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad? What's he like? 723 00:44:05,996 --> 00:44:08,123 Let me put it this way, Princess. 724 00:44:08,198 --> 00:44:12,726 Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply. 725 00:44:12,770 --> 00:44:14,237 [Laughs] 726 00:44:14,304 --> 00:44:18,400 I don't know. There are those who think little of him. 727 00:44:18,509 --> 00:44:20,477 [Both Laughing] 728 00:44:20,544 --> 00:44:23,445 Stop it. Stop it, both of you. 729 00:44:23,514 --> 00:44:28,451 You're just jealous you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad. 730 00:44:28,552 --> 00:44:31,487 Yeah, well, maybe you're right, Princess. 731 00:44:31,555 --> 00:44:34,820 But I'll let you do the "measuring" when you see him tomorrow. 732 00:44:34,892 --> 00:44:39,124 Tomorrow? It'll take that long? 733 00:44:39,196 --> 00:44:43,895 - Shouldn't we stop to make camp? - No, that'll take longer. 734 00:44:44,001 --> 00:44:48,461 - We can keep going. - But there's robbers in the woods. 735 00:44:48,539 --> 00:44:51,838 Whoa! Time out, Shrek! Camping's starting to sound good. 736 00:44:51,909 --> 00:44:56,005 Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest. 737 00:44:56,079 --> 00:44:58,479 I need to find somewhere to camp now! 738 00:44:58,582 --> 00:45:00,743 [Bird Wings Fluttering] 739 00:45:02,786 --> 00:45:05,277 [Grunting] 740 00:45:05,355 --> 00:45:09,451 - Hey! Over here. - Shrek, we can do better than that. 741 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,120 I don't think this is fit for a princess. 742 00:45:12,196 --> 00:45:14,994 No, no, it's perfect. It just needs a few homey touches. 743 00:45:15,065 --> 00:45:20,002 - Homey touches? Like what? - [Crashing] 744 00:45:20,070 --> 00:45:24,336 A door? Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night. 745 00:45:24,408 --> 00:45:26,808 You want me to read you a bedtime story? I will. 746 00:45:26,877 --> 00:45:29,209 I said good night! 747 00:45:31,682 --> 00:45:33,650 Shrek, what are you doing? 748 00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:36,742 [Laughs] I just... You know... Oh, come on. 749 00:45:36,820 --> 00:45:39,448 I was just kidding. 750 00:45:42,793 --> 00:45:44,727 [Fire Crackling] 751 00:45:44,795 --> 00:45:48,356 And, uh, that one, that's Throwback, 752 00:45:48,432 --> 00:45:51,868 the only ogre to ever spit over three wheat fields. 753 00:45:51,935 --> 00:45:55,029 Right. Yeah. 754 00:45:55,105 --> 00:45:58,040 Hey, can you tell my future from these stars? 755 00:45:58,108 --> 00:46:01,703 The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories. 756 00:46:01,812 --> 00:46:05,373 Look, there's Bloodnut, the Flatulent. 757 00:46:05,449 --> 00:46:09,078 - You can guess what he's famous for. - I know you're making this up. 758 00:46:09,152 --> 00:46:11,882 No, look. There he is, 759 00:46:11,955 --> 00:46:15,049 and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench. 760 00:46:15,125 --> 00:46:17,685 That ain't nothin' but a bunch of little dots. 761 00:46:17,828 --> 00:46:21,764 Sometimes things are more than they appear. 762 00:46:21,832 --> 00:46:23,959 Hmm? 763 00:46:24,034 --> 00:46:26,093 Forget it. 764 00:46:26,169 --> 00:46:28,865 [Sighs] 765 00:46:28,939 --> 00:46:32,705 Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway? 766 00:46:32,809 --> 00:46:34,606 Our swamp? 767 00:46:34,678 --> 00:46:36,737 You know, when we're through rescuing the princess. 768 00:46:36,847 --> 00:46:41,580 We? Donkey, there's no "we." There's no "our." 769 00:46:41,685 --> 00:46:43,915 There's just me and my swamp. 770 00:46:43,987 --> 00:46:48,253 The first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land. 771 00:46:48,325 --> 00:46:50,816 You cut me deep, Shrek. 772 00:46:50,894 --> 00:46:54,227 You cut me real deep just now. 773 00:46:54,331 --> 00:46:56,265 You know what I think? 774 00:46:56,333 --> 00:46:59,461 I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. 775 00:46:59,570 --> 00:47:03,734 - No, do ya think? - Are you hidin' something? 776 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,808 Never mind, Donkey. 777 00:47:05,876 --> 00:47:09,277 Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it? 778 00:47:09,346 --> 00:47:12,941 No, this is one of those drop-it and leave-it-alone things. 779 00:47:13,016 --> 00:47:16,782 - Why don't you want to talk about it? - Why do you want to? 780 00:47:16,887 --> 00:47:18,650 - Why are you blocking? - I'm not blocking. 781 00:47:18,755 --> 00:47:20,985 - Oh, yes, you are. - Donkey, I'm warning you. 782 00:47:21,058 --> 00:47:24,550 - Who you trying to keep out? - Everyone! Okay? 783 00:47:25,862 --> 00:47:28,296 Oh, now we're gettin' somewhere. 784 00:47:28,365 --> 00:47:31,698 Oh! For the love of Pete! 785 00:47:31,768 --> 00:47:34,168 What's your problem? What you got against the whole world? 786 00:47:34,237 --> 00:47:36,467 I'm not the one with the problem, okay? 787 00:47:36,540 --> 00:47:39,509 It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. 788 00:47:39,610 --> 00:47:43,478 People take one look at me and go, "Aah! Help! Run! 789 00:47:43,547 --> 00:47:47,313 A big, stupid, ugly ogre!" 790 00:47:47,384 --> 00:47:51,582 [Sighs] They judge me before they even know me. 791 00:47:51,722 --> 00:47:53,622 That's why I'm better off alone. 792 00:48:01,531 --> 00:48:03,726 You know what? 793 00:48:03,834 --> 00:48:09,500 When we met, I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. 794 00:48:09,573 --> 00:48:12,508 Yeah, I know. 795 00:48:12,576 --> 00:48:16,012 So, uh, are there any donkeys up there? 796 00:48:16,079 --> 00:48:19,480 Well, there's, um, Gabby, 797 00:48:19,549 --> 00:48:21,813 the Small and Annoying. 798 00:48:21,952 --> 00:48:26,889 Okay, I see it now. The big shiny one, right there. That one there? 799 00:48:26,957 --> 00:48:30,085 - That's the moon. - Oh, okay. 800 00:48:40,270 --> 00:48:44,707 # [Orchestra] 801 00:48:46,276 --> 00:48:50,144 # [Dulcimer] 802 00:48:51,448 --> 00:48:53,916 [Farquaad] Again. Show me again. 803 00:48:53,984 --> 00:48:58,250 [Music Stops, Rewinds] 804 00:48:58,321 --> 00:49:02,417 Mirror, mirror, show her to me. Show me the princess. 805 00:49:02,492 --> 00:49:06,553 - Hmph. - # [Rewinds, Resumes] 806 00:49:06,630 --> 00:49:11,431 Ah. Perfect. [Inhales] 807 00:49:18,442 --> 00:49:20,342 [Snoring] 808 00:49:28,318 --> 00:49:31,776 # [Vocalizing] 809 00:49:31,888 --> 00:49:35,085 # [Vocalizing Continues] 810 00:49:35,158 --> 00:49:37,786 # [Whistling] 811 00:49:37,894 --> 00:49:41,295 # [Whistling Continues] 812 00:49:41,364 --> 00:49:44,424 - # [Vocalizes] - # [Whistles] 813 00:49:44,501 --> 00:49:47,561 - # [Vocalizes] - # [Whistles] 814 00:49:47,637 --> 00:49:50,731 - # [Vocalizing] - # [Whistling] 815 00:49:50,841 --> 00:49:54,242 - # [Vocalizing, High-pitched] - # [Whistling, High-pitched] 816 00:49:54,311 --> 00:49:56,541 # [Continues] 817 00:49:58,849 --> 00:50:00,339 [Sizzling] 818 00:50:07,290 --> 00:50:11,351 [Sniffs, Yawns] 819 00:50:14,664 --> 00:50:17,565 Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that. 820 00:50:17,634 --> 00:50:21,968 - Come on, baby. I said I like it. - Donkey, wake up. 821 00:50:22,072 --> 00:50:24,597 - Huh? What? - Wake up. 822 00:50:24,674 --> 00:50:26,642 - What? - Good morning. 823 00:50:26,710 --> 00:50:29,975 How do you like your eggs? 824 00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:34,016 - Good morning, Princess! - What's all this about? 825 00:50:34,084 --> 00:50:38,043 We kind of got off to a bad start yesterday. 826 00:50:38,121 --> 00:50:40,146 I wanted to make it up to you. 827 00:50:40,223 --> 00:50:44,785 After all, you did rescue me. 828 00:50:44,895 --> 00:50:47,864 - Uh, thanks. - [Sniffs] 829 00:50:47,964 --> 00:50:51,730 Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us.

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